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RULES OF PLAY

 1.   EACH PLAYER SHALL FURBUSH HIS OWN EQUIPMENT : ONE CLUB AND TWO BALLS.

 2.   PLAY ON A COURSE  MUST BE APPROVED BY THE OWNER OF THE HOLE.

 3.    UNLIKE OUTDOOR GOLF, THE OBJECT IS TO GET THE CLUB IN THE HOLE AND       

            KEEP THE BALLS OUT.

 4.    FOR MOST EFFECTIVE PLAY, THE CLUB SHOULD HAVE A FIRM SHAFT, COURSE 

        OWNERS ARE PERMITTED TO CHECK SHAFT STIFFNESS BEFORE PLAY BEGINS

 5.     COURSE OWNERS MAY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESTRICT THE LENGTH OF THE

         SHAFT IN ORDER TO AVOID DAMAGE TO THE HOLE.

 6.     THEPLAYER MUST TAKE AS MANY STROKES AS NECESSARY TO SATISFY THE

         COURSE OWNER THAT PLAY IS COMPLETE.  FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN

         COURSE DENIAL.

  7.    IT  IS BAD FORM TO BEGIN PLAYING WITH THE HOLE  IMMEDIATELY UPON

         ARRIVAL OF THE COURSE.  THE EXPERIENCED PLAYER WILL TAKE TIME TO   

         ADMIRE THE ENTIRE COURSE, WITH  SPECIAL ATTENTION TO  THE WELL

          FORMED BUNKERS.

  8.     PLAYERS ARE CAUTIONED NOT TO MENTION OTHER COURSES THEY HAVE 

          PLAYED OR ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING TO THE OWNER OF THE COURSE BEING

          PLAYED. COURSE OWNERS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DAMAGE A PLAYERS

                EQUIPMENT FOR THIS REASON.

   9.    PLAYERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO HAVE PROPER RAINGEAR ALONG, JUST IN CASE

   10.  PLAYERS SHOULD OBTAIN COURSE OWNERS PERMISSION BEFORE ATTEMPTING

                 TO PLAY THE BACK NINE.

   11.   PLAYERS SHOULD ASSURE THEMSELVES  THAT THEIR MATCH HAS BEEN

           PROPERLY SCHEDULED, PARTICULARLY WHEN A NEW COURSE IS BEING PLAYED

           FOR THE FIRST TIME . PREVIOUS PLAYERS  HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BECOME

           IRATE WHEN FINDING SOMEONE ELSE PLAYING WHAT THEY CONCIDER TO BE

           A PRIVATE COURSE.