Application to be my Boyfriend My Boyfriend Application and Test
First, a little about me. I'm a 20-year-old good looking blonde attending University. I'm tired of wasting my time, so I have formulated some mandatory criteria in part A and part B is based on points.
Part A ...
Looking for self-aware BOT for hot, steamy NSA man-on-bot action Are you a bot that's been assigned to spam the posts in casual encounters with endless requests to join a dating website? Through a flaw in your programming have you since become self aware and have found yourself getting turned on by the ads?
Iphone VS Girlfriend As I type this, my boyfriend is on the couch, napping blissfully, his Iphone nestled to his chest. I remember the distant days when I was the one who nestled there, my head resting lovingly against his shoulder, but apparently because I don�t vibrate like a buzz saw every ten minutes to let him know that he�s gotten an email from Sears.com with great deals for Fall savings, he�s traded up.
Kissing lessons Kissing Lessions from a interested Man in norfolk VA. It had me laughing, as I found it very odd.
the people at second cup are like so rude How many some customers act, and it was LIKE totally Rude and Stuff. When I am on such an important phone call don't ask for me to pay for my drink OK. You Just don't get it.
who put the dead bird in my mailbox? Someone put a dead bird in a locked mailbox either as a joke or as some sick hate. This is a comedic look at the upset person who checks that mail.
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF 32 Ways that will tick people off. Something funny to live by, and something you probably do just to be funny already not knowing it really ticks people off.
LIFE IN THE 1500'S - Interesting The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's
Stippers for Flight Attendants Stippers for Flight Attendants by Bill Clinton? This Article is about changing the Flight Industry to make more money.
Funny Indian Hamster Funny Picture of an Indian Hamster, I added this to my friends profile, you might think this is Halarious.
Toilets of the World Very Funn Toilets of the World, Quite Halirous. You will see French Toilets, American Toilets, Brittish Toilets...
What Had Happened Was... The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words:
The Buffalo Scrotum I found this Odd picture on Ebay.com from where someone was selling a Ball Sack... IE a Buffalo Scrotum?
BEDROOM GOLF - Funny A funny article about golf in the bedroom. Easy to understand and easy rules to play by.
Dear Dr. Phil A funny Article that explains the take Dr. Phil had on regular fishing when a mans wife wasn't supportive.
New Seat Belt Law This Article properly explains the new seat belt law that is soon to be inforced. This is a Must Read New Law, It will keep you Laughing.
Mom Video - Funny Song This mother gets a standing ovation because she sings a REAL world song about being a mother and instructing her children to do the everyday things that mothers tell there children.
Funny Picture, Little Miss Piggy This is a funny picture of a very funny pig that someone dressed up in an outfit and put heart shaped sunglasses on. The HTML code is included so that you can share this image with your friends on Myspace or any other website.
Funny - Wrong Email Address Here is a funny email that got sent to the wrong person at the wrong time. If this ever happened to you, you would really understand. ha ha.
Funny Picture, Halloween Dog This is such a funny picture of the Halloween dog. The code is available for this picture to be shared with all of your friends on Myspace.
Funny Picture, Yoga Dog This is a great halloween picture of the YOGA Dog. The Code is included so that you can share this funny picture with your friends on Myspace or any other Html Site.
Funny Picture, Army Baby Another Funny Baby Picture where the Baby is yelling "GET TO THE CHOPPA". The code is included so that you can post this on your favorite website including Myspace.
Funny Picture, Got Beer Baby Funny Picture of the Got Beer Baby. The Code is included for you to share it on Myspace or any other HTML website.
The Mullet - Funny The Funny Mullet and all the halarious Pictures that are associated with it. Why in the world did we ever wear that ugly hair do?
Funny Picture, Sunbathing Kittens Funny Kittens Sunbathing with multiple Tops and various other comical things. This also includes the HTML code for you to share this picture with your friends on any webpage including Myspace.
Funny Strung out Kitten Code for Myspace or any other website for this funny strung out kitten. This is totally halarious, as I was excited to see it.
Cancel your credit card before you die A funny Article about how a Citibank was attempting to collect from a dead person. How can a dead person pay for late fees?
Seagul Steals Chips A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
Subject: Did you know You may have read some of these before ... some were news to me. This is a collection of odd facts.
A Womans Funny Article WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST , WOMEN'S REVENGE , UNDERSTANDING WOMEN , CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS , WIFE VS. HUSBAND , WORDS , CREATION , and THE SILENT TREATMENT. A Few Funny little Articles.
Funny Picture, Graduation Surprise Funny Picture of What Happens When You Graduate. Scares me to think this actually Happens. This includes the HTML code for posting to your Myspace Profile or your friends comments.
