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Military Jokes and Humor Airborne Soldier Navigation: Main page » Funny Articles Author: Rod Powers You might be an Airborne Soldier if...The first thing you do in the morning is put in a dip Your favorite beer is someone else's Your cologne smells suspiciously like bug juice You think a spit shine means to spit on your boots and wipe them on the back of your pant legs Your kids wear a high and tight and stand at parade rest You tell the arresting officer that you have just been alerted and you were speeding to work When you have dinner guests in between paydays, you try to pass off a hamslice as canned ham You use your spotter scope to pull surveillance at the pool or the Pope AFB air show You would rather smoke a private then a Marlboro Your hide site is cleaner than your room You set up concertina wire around your house to keep trick or treaters away You spend your free time thinking of ways you would destroy things if you were a terrorist You never enter a bar without an E&R plan You consider a "Recon" walking around the bar looking for chicks You order a beer from the waitress by hollering "Nurse give me an IV" You consider a six pack a well balanced breakfast You say "Hooah" whether you understand or not You creatively acquire things you need Every sport you play has the word combat as part of its name Articles |
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